I FIND YOUR LACK OF PROMPTNESS DISTURBING

Next time you feel the call from the light, just look down at your wrist and let your conviction be renewed in the Dark Side of the Force. It’ll help you keep track of time so you’re never late when you have an important meeting with the emperor.

Keep track of all of your Sith appointments with the Star Wars Darth Vader Watch. The band is made of faux leather with a stainless steel case. Just don’t get sand in it. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Star Wars Dark Drain Zip-Up Hoodie

Despite the inside of the Death Star looking like a typical government building, it is pretty iconic. We figure it better be – it certainly isn’t the most cheery place in the world. Nothing but those light grates as far as the eye can see. And now those grates made it onto a hoodie too! 

Star Wars Vader Constellation T-Shirt

Look up into the night sky. What do you see? The Little Dipper? Orion’s Belt? An AT-AT? The answer is hopefully all of the above, but some extra emphasis on that last one. Contrary to popular belief, these constellations are not in a galaxy far, far away.

Star Wars Death Star Dark / Light T-Shirt

Okay, so we see a lot of shirts around here. The copywriter typing this was the apparel merchant for six years before moving over to play Timmy on a full-time basis. We have been pitched literally thousands of Star Wars shirts. Possibly tens of thousands. So when we say this one’s special, that’s significant.