I FIND YOUR LACK OF PROMPTNESS DISTURBING

Next time you feel the call from the light, just look down at your wrist and let your conviction be renewed in the Dark Side of the Force. It’ll help you keep track of time so you’re never late when you have an important meeting with the emperor.

Keep track of all of your Sith appointments with the Star Wars Darth Vader Watch. The band is made of faux leather with a stainless steel case. Just don’t get sand in it. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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