I FIND YOUR LACK OF PROMPTNESS DISTURBING

Next time you feel the call from the light, just look down at your wrist and let your conviction be renewed in the Dark Side of the Force. It’ll help you keep track of time so you’re never late when you have an important meeting with the emperor.

Keep track of all of your Sith appointments with the Star Wars Darth Vader Watch. The band is made of faux leather with a stainless steel case. Just don’t get sand in it. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.