IT WAS YOU WHO WOULD BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS.

Lava doesn’t generally end well. Well, it ends well for the new seeds, that then have mineral-rich soil in which to thrive. And, you know, volcanos make land, which is good for us. But for mammals, lava is super hot which is not so hot. It kills or destroys anything in its path, displacing populations, and possibly setting bad guys who were good guys just a minute ago on fire. Er… um. Spoiler alert?

Celebrate the power of destruction with this Star Wars Death Star Bead Bracelet. The steel superweapon is suspended on a stretchy bracelet amongst 20something lava beads. The power to destroy; the power to rebuild. Fitting, isn’t it?

For our customers with nickel allergies: This is mostly rock, but the Death Star bead is made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means the five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!