IT WAS YOU WHO WOULD BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS.

Lava doesn’t generally end well. Well, it ends well for the new seeds, that then have mineral-rich soil in which to thrive. And, you know, volcanos make land, which is good for us. But for mammals, lava is super hot which is not so hot. It kills or destroys anything in its path, displacing populations, and possibly setting bad guys who were good guys just a minute ago on fire. Er… um. Spoiler alert?

Celebrate the power of destruction with this Star Wars Death Star Bead Bracelet. The steel superweapon is suspended on a stretchy bracelet amongst 20something lava beads. The power to destroy; the power to rebuild. Fitting, isn’t it?

For our customers with nickel allergies: This is mostly rock, but the Death Star bead is made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means the five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

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Fantastic Beasts Niffler Heat Change Mug – Exclusive

Even Newt Scamander has trouble keeping track of his niffler sometimes, and Newt’s an expert on magical creatures. After all, he wrote the book. We don’t blame him – nifflers are pretty hard to keep under control, especially when they spot something shiny. Hopefully one doesn’t try and take this mug when you aren’t looking.

Mario 8-bit Lounge Pants with Collectors’ Tin

Bowser is always so occupied with kidnapping Princess Peach, we think he probably never has time to sit down and enjoy the little things. Sure, he takes time out for go-karts and even some party games, but King Koopa needs to relax. With the right lounge pants and proper show to binge watch, we bet he’d chill out really quick.

Mega Man Cookie Jar

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn’t have to eat. WE DO!!