A TRULY UNIQUE STAR WARS SHIRT

Okay, so we see a lot of shirts around here. The copywriter typing this was the apparel merchant for six years before moving over to play Timmy on a full-time basis. We have been pitched literally thousands of Star Wars shirts. Possibly tens of thousands. So when we say this one’s special, that’s significant.

This shirt is special. The top half is a black tee. The bottom half is white. Not printed. Sewn together – along the Death Star’s equatorial trench for maximum impact. But, as if that weren’t enough uniqueness for one shirt, there’s also gold glitter ink portraying the flight paths of the TIE Fighters and speckling the black sky like stars. It’s just sweet. And it ain’t something you’re going to find at your local big box store, because it’s a ThinkGeek exclusive.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.