ALL YOU NEED IS DEATH STAR

Screw loving people to the Moon and back. Look, that’s not very far at all, is it? Given relative distances in the universe. Love somebody to the Death Star and back. That’s some serious dedication. Especially since it’s a space station and it moves.

We’re not entirely sure, however, what it means about your love if you love somebody to something that no longer exists (having been exploded and everything) and back. That might require a relationship counselor.

This heather red ladies’ tank features the stacked LOVE design with the Death Star for the O.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!