ALL YOU NEED IS DEATH STAR

Screw loving people to the Moon and back. Look, that’s not very far at all, is it? Given relative distances in the universe. Love somebody to the Death Star and back. That’s some serious dedication. Especially since it’s a space station and it moves.

We’re not entirely sure, however, what it means about your love if you love somebody to something that no longer exists (having been exploded and everything) and back. That might require a relationship counselor.

This heather red ladies’ tank features the stacked LOVE design with the Death Star for the O.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Rick and Morty Lifestyle Duffel

Wrongfully terminated? Instead of pursuing your legal options, allow us to suggest a training montage in preparation for kicking some butt. That never goes poorly.

Star Wars: Solo Chewie Co-Pilot T-Shirt

Every good captain needs an equally good second in command. If the captain says punch it, you need someone to be there to actually punch it. The captain can’t punch it on his own. That doesn’t seem nearly as cool and dramatic. Then it’s just some weirdo talking to himself.

NASA Lifestyle Duffel

We don’t know about you, but we can always use more bags. This one you can use to carry your stuff to the gym to practice zero-G in the pool or to school to brush up on your astrophysics.