THAT’S NO MOON, IT’S THE HORS D’OEUVRES

A lesser known directive of the Tarkin Doctrine was a corollary stating that upon the successful demonstration of the Death Star’s capabilities against a military target, there would be a celebration featuring little tiny sandwiches served on Death Star platters by those adorable little mousey MSE-6 repair droids.

Tarkin never got his party, but you can serve up appetizers just like the Grand Moff would on a Death Star serving tray of your very own. Generously sized with a 14-inch diameter, it’ll hold a lot of tiny sandwiches, or whatever else you’re dishing out to the Imperial elite. Remember, there ain’t no party like a Grand Moff party, ’cause a Grand Moff party is mandatory!

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Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch

Accessorize like Peter Parker would if he were less discreet! This Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch looks fantastic and is a must-have for Spider-Man fans. This great watch is colored black overall, with the face of the watch colored red and displaying the arachnid Spider-Man logo. Ages 12 and up.

Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…