THAT’S NO MOON, IT’S THE HORS D’OEUVRES

A lesser known directive of the Tarkin Doctrine was a corollary stating that upon the successful demonstration of the Death Star’s capabilities against a military target, there would be a celebration featuring little tiny sandwiches served on Death Star platters by those adorable little mousey MSE-6 repair droids.

Tarkin never got his party, but you can serve up appetizers just like the Grand Moff would on a Death Star serving tray of your very own. Generously sized with a 14-inch diameter, it’ll hold a lot of tiny sandwiches, or whatever else you’re dishing out to the Imperial elite. Remember, there ain’t no party like a Grand Moff party, ’cause a Grand Moff party is mandatory!

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Super Mario Power-Up Mushroom Pull-Over Hoodie

Mario is an interesting dude. Think about it. This former plumber has had his girlfriend stolen by a giant monkey, saved countless bizarre worlds from reptilian terrors, eaten more mushrooms and blinky flowers that a person probably should, been forced to race on many non-regulation race tracks, and has personally squashed perhaps the largest number of enemies of any video game hero.

Star Trek Picard Facepalm T-Shirt

Some days, even “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” won’t fix the problems of the world. At those times, we rely on the facepalm. But you know that when Captain Picard must hide his face in his hand, you’re in real trouble.

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings

Now, you might have some objections to these Infinity Gauntlet earrings. First of all, there are two of them, but that’s not actually much of a problem – we’ve already seen that there are, in fact, two Infinity Gauntlets out there (the right-handed one in Odin’s Treasure room, and the left-handed one in Thanos’s grubby mitts).