You feel that!? That slight pressure on your forearm? That’s the Force! Oh, wait – it’s just the watch on your wrist. Close enough, though. This should still help you walk the path of light by helping you keep your appointments that you promised you wouldn’t be late for… again.
Lateness is the path to the Dark Side. Lateness leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads… well it probably stops there if you’re just going to the doctor or something. But let the Jedi help you be on time by keeping track of time with the power of the Force! Or, you know, batteries if you aren’t one with the Force just yet.