EASIER TO LOCATE THAN BB-8

When you’ve lost your wallet, life gets frustrating. What’s worse is the embarrassment when your Sith powers can’t seem to locate your wallet any more quickly than they can locate a bright orange and white BB-unit on a planet covered with desert. Don’t have a temper tantrum, destroy your console with a lightsaber, or Force Choke the closest underling. By the grace of your master’s training, just get a new wallet!

The Star Wars Kylo Silencer Wallet is already printed with the outline of your state-of-the art fighter, plus it has five card slots, one large bill pocket, and bright orange accents to make it easier to find next time. Click “Buy Now,” and try it out for yourself. Now please, let the underling go. He’s turning blue.

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Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch

Accessorize like Peter Parker would if he were less discreet! This Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch looks fantastic and is a must-have for Spider-Man fans. This great watch is colored black overall, with the face of the watch colored red and displaying the arachnid Spider-Man logo. Ages 12 and up.

Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…