EASIER TO LOCATE THAN BB-8

When you’ve lost your wallet, life gets frustrating. What’s worse is the embarrassment when your Sith powers can’t seem to locate your wallet any more quickly than they can locate a bright orange and white BB-unit on a planet covered with desert. Don’t have a temper tantrum, destroy your console with a lightsaber, or Force Choke the closest underling. By the grace of your master’s training, just get a new wallet!

The Star Wars Kylo Silencer Wallet is already printed with the outline of your state-of-the art fighter, plus it has five card slots, one large bill pocket, and bright orange accents to make it easier to find next time. Click “Buy Now,” and try it out for yourself. Now please, let the underling go. He’s turning blue.

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Outta Power T-Shirt

Your phone lets you know when it’s going to power off and be useless until you recharge it, so why can’t there be a human equivalent. WISH GRANTED!

Nasa DaVinci T-Shirt

The Vitruvian Man finally found some clothes… and a space suit. It seems only right that the mixture of art and math would take the next step for man, and one giant leap for mankind.

What the Duck T-Shirt

Welcome to the struggle – the ultimate test of will. It’s you vs. autocorrect. Will you change the “d,” or will you go ahead and send the message?