EASIER TO LOCATE THAN BB-8

When you’ve lost your wallet, life gets frustrating. What’s worse is the embarrassment when your Sith powers can’t seem to locate your wallet any more quickly than they can locate a bright orange and white BB-unit on a planet covered with desert. Don’t have a temper tantrum, destroy your console with a lightsaber, or Force Choke the closest underling. By the grace of your master’s training, just get a new wallet!

The Star Wars Kylo Silencer Wallet is already printed with the outline of your state-of-the art fighter, plus it has five card slots, one large bill pocket, and bright orange accents to make it easier to find next time. Click “Buy Now,” and try it out for yourself. Now please, let the underling go. He’s turning blue.

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Pokémon Pikachu Wink Polo

Today we’re going to talk about “business casual.” Don’t run out the door yet, there’s nothing to be afraid of. This is called a polo. It’s like a t-shirt, but with a collar. “But Copywriter Monkey, how can this sweet polo be considered business casual when it has such a cool graphic on it?”

Star Wars Darth Vader Mask Polo

At ThinkGeek, we don’t just geek out with our favorite peeps, we also tackle the big issues in the galaxy. And right now, we’re super concerned with the aversion to the business casual dress code, specifically the polo. Our latest letter comes all the way from the Death Star.  

Marvel Deadpool Mask Polo

Still not sold on business casual? Maybe we can help. Let’s address a common source of apprehension: the collar. We know… it’s an adjustment going from V-necks and crew cuts to some sort of foreign material around your neck. But don’t panic. It’s not trying to strangle you. Think of the collar as armor for your neck (or a neck hug). It IS a vital part of the body after all. Just ask Deadpool.