A MEMBER OF THE IMPERIAL SENATE ON A DIPLOMATIC MISSION TO ALDERAAN…

Princess Leia’s iconic gown from Star Wars is not terribly practical. Good for being Alderaan royalty. Not so good for climbing around in trash compactors. But, then again, when you get dressed in the morning, you’re not generally thinking, “Hey. I wonder if I’m going to have to slide down a garbage chute today? You know what’d be perfect for that? The white, billowy thing.” Honestly, bell sleeves don’t mix well with real life. Fortunately, the folks at musterbrand get that.

Feel like a princess in this one-piece white bathing suit from our friends at musterbrand. It’s perfect for lounging out on the decks of the Khetanna or basking in the warmth of Tatooine’s twin suns. And while it’s definitely not warm enough for Hoth, it might work for fighting your way out of a holding cell on the Death Star.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!