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Green and red. Good and evil. The two main lightsaber colors mean they’re basically the perfect Christmas decoration. And if you can’t convince your significant other / family / whomever to let you display full-size lightsaber replicas as holiday decorations, then we guess these will have to do.

Put twenty red and green alternating glowing lightsabers on display this holiday or Life Day or, heck, Tuesday. Any day’s a good day for lightsaber decoration is basically what we’re saying. This battery-powered string is lit by little seed LEDs, so it looks magical. Note: You’ll have to provide the wooosh and voooooooom noises yourself.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!