This is a lovely example of upholding tradition by passing down a lightsaber crystal from Master to Padawan. Father to Son. Except here, you know… the enemy of the Republic happens to be your father who you thought was dead this whole time. Cosmic destiny sure can be cruel.

Why put something beautiful in a metal casing where no one can see it? This Luke Skywalker Crystal Pendant Necklace lets you display your lightsaber crystal proudly, so everyone can see your power. Granted, there is a teeny tiny risk of Sith Lords trying to overpower you while you take a few seconds to put your crystal in your lightsaber hilt… but you’re a Jedi Knight, aren’t you? We’re sure you can use the Force to speed up that process.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.