COMFIEST HUNK-O-JUNK IN ANY GALAXY

We have a dilemma: we crave the action and adventure of traveling through hyperspace aboard the Millennium Falcon… but also, the comfort and laziness of hanging around at home on the couch. It’s quite a pickle, but we think we’ve landed on a solution: a pair of comfy, yet stylish and Falcon-appropriate shorts to wear on our adventures. And making sure to install a really comfy chair in the Falcon’s cockpit, too. That oughta do it.

These grey cotton lounge shorts feature the Millennium Falcon on the left hip. With pockets and an elastic waist with exterior drawstring, they’re comfy and convenient. Just like our favorite ship.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.