EVIL MUST STAY HYDRATED AT ALL TIMES

We’re not sure why they didn’t name this tumbler “The Sarlacc Pit.” We woulda named it the Sarlacc Pit. Except, now that we think about it, it doesn’t seem particularly appealing to drink out of a Sarlacc Pit, does it?

This mug is called a “gulper;” it’s for folks who have a serious hydration need. It’s neither the species native to Nim Drovis, nor the droid model of the same name. It’s a tumbler that holds a lot. Thirty ounces. That’s almost an entire quart. When’s the last time you picked up a quart of milk off the shelf and drank it down? Us either. Basically, this massively oversized tumbler will have you ready for most anything. Just remember – what goes in must come out.

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Mario 8-bit Lounge Pants with Collectors’ Tin

Bowser is always so occupied with kidnapping Princess Peach, we think he probably never has time to sit down and enjoy the little things. Sure, he takes time out for go-karts and even some party games, but King Koopa needs to relax. With the right lounge pants and proper show to binge watch, we bet he’d chill out really quick.

Mega Man Cookie Jar

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn’t have to eat. WE DO!!

Wonder Woman Knit Bootie Slipper

The female in your life may not have been sculpted from clay, but in your eyes, she’s a perfect goddess. Her toes will be perfectly protected thanks to the chunky knit construction and soft, warm, faux fur lining of these comfy Wonder Woman slippers. The non-slip molded TPX bottoms will grip the floor to help her practice her balance while kicking butt. She’ll be wielding that godkiller sword in no time.