NO FORCE FEEDING IN THIS KITCHEN
With all the gadgets and gizmos that R2 comes equipped with, has he also got a hand dryer in there? You know, one of those “Press button, receive bacon” type dealies. Actually, wait… does he have a bacon dispenser? Because we only need to dry our hands in the Falcon’s kitchen several times a day. Our bacon needs, on the other hand, are even more frequent.
Whether you’re whipping up some bacon, blue milk, Wookie cookies, Bantha Surprise, or whatever that weird stew is that Yoda makes (last time we get our recipes from a 900-year-old recluse), keep a set of Star Wars Pinache Kitchen Towels close by to keep your hands dry, your counters clean, and your kitchen free from the Empire’s control.
