NO FORCE FEEDING IN THIS KITCHEN

With all the gadgets and gizmos that R2 comes equipped with, has he also got a hand dryer in there? You know, one of those “Press button, receive bacon” type dealies. Actually, wait… does he have a bacon dispenser? Because we only need to dry our hands in the Falcon’s kitchen several times a day. Our bacon needs, on the other hand, are even more frequent.

Whether you’re whipping up some bacon, blue milk, Wookie cookies, Bantha Surprise, or whatever that weird stew is that Yoda makes (last time we get our recipes from a 900-year-old recluse), keep a set of Star Wars Pinache Kitchen Towels close by to keep your hands dry, your counters clean, and your kitchen free from the Empire’s control.

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Sir Cumference Quest for Pi T-Shirt

Sir Cumference isn’t the most famous knight. In fact, we’d say he’s a figure on the perimeter at best. And after all these years, we’re afraid he might have developed a bit of circular thinking. Sir Cumference may be tilting… well, around windmills, as it were. We mean – look at him. He’s clearly been πD on his journey.

Doctor Who TARDIS and Flowers Handbag

When we were little, we were so jealous of the kids who got to have a toy store shopping spree on TV. It would be so awesome to have unlimited money (even with limited time to spend it). We wonder if the Doctor ever uses his psychic paper as a credit card… or maybe he just makes savvy investments in the stock market. That’s a unique anomaly called “Bigger on the Insider Trading.”

Pac-Man High Score T-Shirt

Whether you took the yellow ball home or you gave up an entire roll of quarters at the local arcade, you know the importance of the coveted high score. Always seemingly out of reach, until, one day, the planets aligned and you gobbled up all those pellets and fruits better than anyone that came before you! At least… anyone in a 5 mile radius. Still impressive!