NO FORCE FEEDING IN THIS KITCHEN

With all the gadgets and gizmos that R2 comes equipped with, has he also got a hand dryer in there? You know, one of those “Press button, receive bacon” type dealies. Actually, wait… does he have a bacon dispenser? Because we only need to dry our hands in the Falcon’s kitchen several times a day. Our bacon needs, on the other hand, are even more frequent.

Whether you’re whipping up some bacon, blue milk, Wookie cookies, Bantha Surprise, or whatever that weird stew is that Yoda makes (last time we get our recipes from a 900-year-old recluse), keep a set of Star Wars Pinache Kitchen Towels close by to keep your hands dry, your counters clean, and your kitchen free from the Empire’s control.

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Marvel Thor Winter Hat – Exclusive

The God of Thunder ends up in some pretty cold environments. Remember when he went to confront the Frost Giants? A little chilly, we imagine. Most of us won’t be going to Jotunheim for a vacation any time soon (although we hear you can do a free layover there if you fly the right airline), but luckily this hat works on the planet Earth just as well.

Marvel Loki Cufflinks

The God of Mischief usually has something up his sleeve. A secret plan, a hidden agenda, a spell, or even a lie waiting on the tip of his silver tongue. Maybe he’s changed his shape. Maybe he’s replaced his adoptive father on the throne of Asgard. Maybe he’s even gone legit! The options are endless.

Harry Potter Marauder’s Map 17oz Glass Mug

Despite the ‘up to no good’ portion, this map was created with the best of intentions. Sure, you can be nosy and see where everyone is in the wee hours of the night, OR you could help your friend cursed with lycanthropy find a place to ride out the night.