NO FORCE FEEDING IN THIS KITCHEN

With all the gadgets and gizmos that R2 comes equipped with, has he also got a hand dryer in there? You know, one of those “Press button, receive bacon” type dealies. Actually, wait… does he have a bacon dispenser? Because we only need to dry our hands in the Falcon’s kitchen several times a day. Our bacon needs, on the other hand, are even more frequent.

Whether you’re whipping up some bacon, blue milk, Wookie cookies, Bantha Surprise, or whatever that weird stew is that Yoda makes (last time we get our recipes from a 900-year-old recluse), keep a set of Star Wars Pinache Kitchen Towels close by to keep your hands dry, your counters clean, and your kitchen free from the Empire’s control.

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Fantastic Beasts Niffler Heat Change Mug – Exclusive

Even Newt Scamander has trouble keeping track of his niffler sometimes, and Newt’s an expert on magical creatures. After all, he wrote the book. We don’t blame him – nifflers are pretty hard to keep under control, especially when they spot something shiny. Hopefully one doesn’t try and take this mug when you aren’t looking.

Mario 8-bit Lounge Pants with Collectors’ Tin

Bowser is always so occupied with kidnapping Princess Peach, we think he probably never has time to sit down and enjoy the little things. Sure, he takes time out for go-karts and even some party games, but King Koopa needs to relax. With the right lounge pants and proper show to binge watch, we bet he’d chill out really quick.

Mega Man Cookie Jar

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn’t have to eat. WE DO!!