MAYBE HE’S BEEN SAYING “OIL CAN” ALL THESE YEARS

We’re not sure why they didn’t name this tumbler “The Sarlacc Pit.” We woulda named it the Sarlacc Pit. Except, now that we think about it, it doesn’t seem particularly appealing to drink out of a Sarlacc Pit, does it?

This mug is called a “gulper;” it’s for folks who have a serious hydration need. It’s neither the species native to Nim Drovis, nor the droid model of the same name. It’s a tumbler that holds a lot. Thirty ounces. That’s almost an entire quart. When’s the last time you picked up a quart of milk off the shelf and drank it down? Us either. Basically, this massively oversized tumbler will have you ready for most anything. Just remember – what goes in must come out.

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Sir Cumference Quest for Pi T-Shirt

Sir Cumference isn’t the most famous knight. In fact, we’d say he’s a figure on the perimeter at best. And after all these years, we’re afraid he might have developed a bit of circular thinking. Sir Cumference may be tilting… well, around windmills, as it were. We mean – look at him. He’s clearly been πD on his journey.

Doctor Who TARDIS and Flowers Handbag

When we were little, we were so jealous of the kids who got to have a toy store shopping spree on TV. It would be so awesome to have unlimited money (even with limited time to spend it). We wonder if the Doctor ever uses his psychic paper as a credit card… or maybe he just makes savvy investments in the stock market. That’s a unique anomaly called “Bigger on the Insider Trading.”

Pac-Man High Score T-Shirt

Whether you took the yellow ball home or you gave up an entire roll of quarters at the local arcade, you know the importance of the coveted high score. Always seemingly out of reach, until, one day, the planets aligned and you gobbled up all those pellets and fruits better than anyone that came before you! At least… anyone in a 5 mile radius. Still impressive!