MAYBE HE’S BEEN SAYING “OIL CAN” ALL THESE YEARS

We’re not sure why they didn’t name this tumbler “The Sarlacc Pit.” We woulda named it the Sarlacc Pit. Except, now that we think about it, it doesn’t seem particularly appealing to drink out of a Sarlacc Pit, does it?

This mug is called a “gulper;” it’s for folks who have a serious hydration need. It’s neither the species native to Nim Drovis, nor the droid model of the same name. It’s a tumbler that holds a lot. Thirty ounces. That’s almost an entire quart. When’s the last time you picked up a quart of milk off the shelf and drank it down? Us either. Basically, this massively oversized tumbler will have you ready for most anything. Just remember – what goes in must come out.

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Captain America Canvas Wallet

The thing about cash and coins is that they almost always feature important heads of state (and sometimes woodland critters – we see you, Canada!). So it makes sense that Captain America would hoist his shield to defend them. Or in this case, defend your right to spend them – thanks to this nifty, Cap-tastic wallet from Loungefly!

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Wonder Woman Metallic Hi-Top Sneakers

The difference between wearing heels and wearing something more reasonable is basically a superpower in and of itself, and one we haven’t entirely mastered. Wonder Woman would frown on us borrowing her Lasso of Truth to extract the secrets of her heel-rocking ways, but it sure is tempting.

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Star Wars Ships Ladies’ Blouse

The design on this shirt is sort of a who’s-who of the original trilogy Star Wars spaceship universe. It has X-Wings, the Millennium Falcon, a standard TIE fighter, and the TIE Advanced x1. You get to wear ALL of them, the good guys and the bad guys.

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