MAYBE HE’S BEEN SAYING “OIL CAN” ALL THESE YEARS

We’re not sure why they didn’t name this tumbler “The Sarlacc Pit.” We woulda named it the Sarlacc Pit. Except, now that we think about it, it doesn’t seem particularly appealing to drink out of a Sarlacc Pit, does it?

This mug is called a “gulper;” it’s for folks who have a serious hydration need. It’s neither the species native to Nim Drovis, nor the droid model of the same name. It’s a tumbler that holds a lot. Thirty ounces. That’s almost an entire quart. When’s the last time you picked up a quart of milk off the shelf and drank it down? Us either. Basically, this massively oversized tumbler will have you ready for most anything. Just remember – what goes in must come out.

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Star Trek Friendship Necklace

Travel back to the time of friendship bracelets, secret handshakes, passing notes, sleepovers, and Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. It was in this movie that Spock uttered those famous words to James T. Kirk: “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”

Super Mario Danger Ahead T-Shirt

Once King Koopa takes over the Mushroom Kingdom can get a little perilous. You’ll need the proper tools to take down big bad Bowser. But don’t take more than one at a time; you can’t get greedy.

Harry Potter Hogwarts Slippers

It doesn’t take magic to conjure up some comfiness. A comfy chair, a good cup of tea, and a cozy pair of slippers are all you need. You may have to supply the former two, but for the slippers, we have you covered. Literally and figuratively. We don’t even need a Hogwarts professor for this one. Though, if you have one on speed dial, let us know. We’re still waiting for our owl.