MAYBE HE’S BEEN SAYING “OIL CAN” ALL THESE YEARS

We’re not sure why they didn’t name this tumbler “The Sarlacc Pit.” We woulda named it the Sarlacc Pit. Except, now that we think about it, it doesn’t seem particularly appealing to drink out of a Sarlacc Pit, does it?

This mug is called a “gulper;” it’s for folks who have a serious hydration need. It’s neither the species native to Nim Drovis, nor the droid model of the same name. It’s a tumbler that holds a lot. Thirty ounces. That’s almost an entire quart. When’s the last time you picked up a quart of milk off the shelf and drank it down? Us either. Basically, this massively oversized tumbler will have you ready for most anything. Just remember – what goes in must come out.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!