DO NOT INVITE FOR A PLAYDATE
There are a lot of rough bits about being part of the Imperial Guard. You have to train extensively, above and beyond a normal trooper. You have to be willing to give up your life for someone like Palpatine or Snoke. You have to be willing to wear those robes on frickin’ Tatooine if that’s where whomever you’re assigned to protect needs to go. But there are nice parts, too. The nice parts are mostly the parts for making other people’s lives less nice: the weapons. This black tee features four iconic red-clad Praetorian Guard members wielding a vibro-voulge, an electro-bisento, an electro-chain whip, and that sweet double-bladed vibro-arbir in front of a First Order symbol. You do not want to mess with these guys. If they wanna take their ball and go home? Let ’em. Buy now from THINKGEEK
