DO NOT INVITE FOR A PLAYDATE

There are a lot of rough bits about being part of the Imperial Guard. You have to train extensively, above and beyond a normal trooper. You have to be willing to give up your life for someone like Palpatine or Snoke. You have to be willing to wear those robes on frickin’ Tatooine if that’s where whomever you’re assigned to protect needs to go. But there are nice parts, too. The nice parts are mostly the parts for making other people’s lives less nice: the weapons. This black tee features four iconic red-clad Praetorian Guard members wielding a vibro-voulge, an electro-bisento, an electro-chain whip, and that sweet double-bladed vibro-arbir in front of a First Order symbol. You do not want to mess with these guys. If they wanna take their ball and go home? Let ’em. Buy now from THINKGEEK

Spider-Man Small Recycled Shopper Tote

Do not fear – take on those weekend errands in true Peter Parker style! Head out with this eco-friendly Spider-Man Small Recycled Shopper Tote made with 25% recycled materials. Durable and weather resistant, it features incredibly colorful Spidey images and measures about 12-inches tall x 10-inches wide x 4 1/2-inches long. Perfect for shopping and toting, it’s also a fun alternative to the traditional gift bag! Wipe clean with a damp cloth.

Avengers: Endgame Hulk 360 Character Sock

The entire Marvel movie universe unites, once and for all in Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame. Assemble your team to battle Thanos and restore the universe! One size fits most.

Legend of Zelda Navi Micro Backpack

Whether you’re carrying a stash of rupies or just headed out on the town, you could use a stylish bag! This Legend of Zelda Navi Micro Backpack features a metal Navi charm, card slots in the front pocket, and a printed lining.