DO NOT INVITE FOR A PLAYDATE

There are a lot of rough bits about being part of the Imperial Guard. You have to train extensively, above and beyond a normal trooper. You have to be willing to give up your life for someone like Palpatine or Snoke. You have to be willing to wear those robes on frickin’ Tatooine if that’s where whomever you’re assigned to protect needs to go. But there are nice parts, too. The nice parts are mostly the parts for making other people’s lives less nice: the weapons. This black tee features four iconic red-clad Praetorian Guard members wielding a vibro-voulge, an electro-bisento, an electro-chain whip, and that sweet double-bladed vibro-arbir in front of a First Order symbol. You do not want to mess with these guys. If they wanna take their ball and go home? Let ’em. Buy now from THINKGEEK

Xbox Heat-Change 11 oz. Mug

Positively covered with official Xbox designs, this Xbox Heat-Change 11 oz. Mug is perfect for a mid-game break, and it’s a great gift for video gamers.

Lord of the Rings Gandalf the Grey Silver T-Shirt

Show your love for The Lord of the Rings by wearing this t-shirt. This excellent Lord of the Rings Gandalf the Grey Silver T-Shirt features an image of the great wizard himself, Gandalf the Grey, above the word “Gandalf.” This is a must-have t-shirt for any fan of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!

Bruce Lee Feel T-Shirt

Bruce Lee Feel T-Shirt. Celebrate the life of famed actor, martial artist, philosopher, director and producer Bruce Lee with this 100% cotton, high-quality, pre-shrunk black t-shirt. Machine washable. Order yours today!