DO NOT INVITE FOR A PLAYDATE

There are a lot of rough bits about being part of the Imperial Guard. You have to train extensively, above and beyond a normal trooper. You have to be willing to give up your life for someone like Palpatine or Snoke. You have to be willing to wear those robes on frickin’ Tatooine if that’s where whomever you’re assigned to protect needs to go. But there are nice parts, too. The nice parts are mostly the parts for making other people’s lives less nice: the weapons. This black tee features four iconic red-clad Praetorian Guard members wielding a vibro-voulge, an electro-bisento, an electro-chain whip, and that sweet double-bladed vibro-arbir in front of a First Order symbol. You do not want to mess with these guys. If they wanna take their ball and go home? Let ’em. Buy now from THINKGEEK

Punisher Woven Shirt

Do you ever have meetings or presentations where you could use a little confidence booster? We’ve been there too. Last time we had to give a major presentation, we wore a shirt with the word “Punisher” on it and the room was absolutely silent the entire time. No one would even make eye contact. 10/10 would recommend. 

Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.