There are a lot of rough bits about being part of the Imperial Guard. You have to train extensively, above and beyond a normal trooper. You have to be willing to give up your life for someone like Palpatine or Snoke. You have to be willing to wear those robes on frickin’ Tatooine if that’s where whomever you’re assigned to protect needs to go. But there are nice parts, too. The nice parts are mostly the parts for making other people’s lives less nice: the weapons. This black tee features four iconic red-clad Praetorian Guard members wielding a vibro-voulge, an electro-bisento, an electro-chain whip, and that sweet double-bladed vibro-arbir in front of a First Order symbol. You do not want to mess with these guys. If they wanna take their ball and go home? Let ’em. Buy now from THINKGEEK

Outta Power T-Shirt

Your phone lets you know when it’s going to power off and be useless until you recharge it, so why can’t there be a human equivalent. WISH GRANTED!

Nasa DaVinci T-Shirt

The Vitruvian Man finally found some clothes… and a space suit. It seems only right that the mixture of art and math would take the next step for man, and one giant leap for mankind.

What the Duck T-Shirt

Welcome to the struggle – the ultimate test of will. It’s you vs. autocorrect. Will you change the “d,” or will you go ahead and send the message?