ARTOOLS FOR THE JOB

R2-D2 is basically the best multitool ever. So it comes as little surprise that he’d volunteer up his dome to be the feature of this retractable tape measure. This Star Wars R2-D2 Tape Measure is metal and features a locking mechanism, as well as measurements in increments of both inches and centimeters.

And you won’t find him when you’re walking the aisles of your local Home Depot, trying to figure out where the heck they put the tape measures. Since we created him, he’s a ThinkGeek exclusive.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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LED Space Fleece Blanket

Have you ever wanted to hug the Earth? Or sprawl under the stars? Maybe even touch a pulsar? Now that’s just silly; why would anyone want that? You’d probably just get seriously, seriously injured. Or at the very least, void your insurance policy. Honestly, it’s a little ridiculous that you’d even think that was possible, because it’s not. Unless, of course, you have this LED Space Fleece Blanket.

Star Wars Boba Fett Lounge Pants

Boba Fett is the Batman of Star Wars. He flies around in a cool vehicle, wears a costume designed to look powerful and intimidating, and delivers food to the needy on the holidays. Didn’t know that, did you? Okay, so now that much is officially “legend” (stupid EU rename), but it’s still real in our hearts. Boba Fett is awesome… and now you can be more awesome by donning these pants. 

Batman Logo Watch

What, you think Batman doesn’t have a watch to keep track of time? Granted, a Batwatch might have a laser cutter or something cool attached to it, but Batman for sure has places to be. He needs a watch to know when to be at the bank that Two-Face is planning on robbing. Might be a little embarrassing if he showed up late to that party. And possibly even worse if Bruce Wayne kept some Gotham millionaire waiting.