THAT’S A WRAP

When you’re traveling through the dunes of Tatooine or Jakku, dehydrated, sometimes the sand starts to look like objects. Is that oasis Chalmun’s cantina? No, wait. That can’t be right. Oooh. Look at all the pretty flowers in the sand. And… is that a Rebel Alliance Starbird?

Indeed it is. This Star Wars Rebel Alliance Floral Kimono Wrap is super subtle – that is, until somebody notices the Rebel Alliance symbols. Then it’s game over. At that point, they’re going to want you to stand still so they can check out all the awesome designs. So it’s probably best to wear this when you aren’t in a hurry. If you’re going to the ballet or opera or something, remove your coat AFTER you get to your seat to avoid unanticipated delays

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.