THAT’S A WRAP

When you’re traveling through the dunes of Tatooine or Jakku, dehydrated, sometimes the sand starts to look like objects. Is that oasis Chalmun’s cantina? No, wait. That can’t be right. Oooh. Look at all the pretty flowers in the sand. And… is that a Rebel Alliance Starbird?

Indeed it is. This Star Wars Rebel Alliance Floral Kimono Wrap is super subtle – that is, until somebody notices the Rebel Alliance symbols. Then it’s game over. At that point, they’re going to want you to stand still so they can check out all the awesome designs. So it’s probably best to wear this when you aren’t in a hurry. If you’re going to the ballet or opera or something, remove your coat AFTER you get to your seat to avoid unanticipated delays

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