THAT’S A WRAP

When you’re traveling through the dunes of Tatooine or Jakku, dehydrated, sometimes the sand starts to look like objects. Is that oasis Chalmun’s cantina? No, wait. That can’t be right. Oooh. Look at all the pretty flowers in the sand. And… is that a Rebel Alliance Starbird?

Indeed it is. This Star Wars Rebel Alliance Floral Kimono Wrap is super subtle – that is, until somebody notices the Rebel Alliance symbols. Then it’s game over. At that point, they’re going to want you to stand still so they can check out all the awesome designs. So it’s probably best to wear this when you aren’t in a hurry. If you’re going to the ballet or opera or something, remove your coat AFTER you get to your seat to avoid unanticipated delays

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.