Join the Rebel special forces
We want you. Do you feel subjugated by the Galactic Empire? Do you want to make a difference in the rebellion? Do you want to save adorable, fuzzy Ewoks? Then it’s time to join the Pathfinders, an elite special forces unit.
This shirt jacket will help you blend into the forests of Endor seamlessly. Not even the native Ewoks will be able to spot you. And hey, it’s much smarter than wearing all white like a Stormtrooper – they stick out like a Gungan on Tatooine. But that makes our job easier.
