STAY ON TARGET

How are you expected to blow up a Death Star when you aren’t comfortable? Answer – you aren’t. The Rebel Alliance knows very well that if you aren’t comfortable then you aren’t going to bullseye a single womp rat. Hard facts. But you also have to look professional, even when space skirmishes take up the main portion of your resume. If you aren’t going to look good knocking down some TIE fighters, then you might as well not be doing it at all.

The Star Wars Rebel Stripe Dress Socks feature the Rebel logo in red and blue with layered stripes on blue socks. Prepare to defend your secret Rebel base in absolute comfort. Bonus points, you’ll look really snazzy doing it.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.