THE FORCE IS AWAKE BUT SLEEPY

The Force may be awake, but sometimes on the weekends it wishes it could just sit around the house and not be expected to save the universe and everything. Like one day on the couch with pizza and streaming, not worrying about anything. Is that too much to ask?

When you have barely enough to eat and live in a tumble-down Imperial Walker in the middle of a desert planet, you’re probably not so much used to pampering. Spa day is right out, although you might occasionally get a pretty good unintentional salt scrub. That’s why we’re leaving it in your hands to help Rey out. This Star Wars Rey Rebel Jersey Ladies’ Robe with “Rey” embroidered on the chest and her image printed on the back lets her take a little break with you. She can curl up on your couch and stream Star Wars all day, and nobody’s going to mind. Just make sure you don’t take someone else’s robe by accident. BB-8 does not approve of clothes swapping at all. *zap* Ouch!

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Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.

Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.