THE FORCE IS AWAKE BUT SLEEPY

The Force may be awake, but sometimes on the weekends it wishes it could just sit around the house and not be expected to save the universe and everything. Like one day on the couch with pizza and streaming, not worrying about anything. Is that too much to ask?

When you have barely enough to eat and live in a tumble-down Imperial Walker in the middle of a desert planet, you’re probably not so much used to pampering. Spa day is right out, although you might occasionally get a pretty good unintentional salt scrub. That’s why we’re leaving it in your hands to help Rey out. This Star Wars Rey Rebel Jersey Ladies’ Robe with “Rey” embroidered on the chest and her image printed on the back lets her take a little break with you. She can curl up on your couch and stream Star Wars all day, and nobody’s going to mind. Just make sure you don’t take someone else’s robe by accident. BB-8 does not approve of clothes swapping at all. *zap* Ouch!

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Legend of Zelda Epona T-Shirt – Exclusive

Time to call up an old friend for some classic gaming. No, not Bob who eats all but one of the Doritos and then leaves the bag as if he hasn’t just emptied it. Epona (who will never eat all your Doritos, but you might run out of carrots)!

Wonder Woman Knit Pom Pom Beanie and Scarf Set

The Amazon is known for its rainforests, and one wouldn’t typically think to wear a knit hat and scarf into the jungle. But if you are looking for a way to say, “I love me some butt-kicking, super-powered, life-saving Amazonian demigoddess,” while sweating profusely then have we got the cold-weather accessories for you. 

Legend of Zelda Time Heroes T-Shirt – Exclusive

We’d like to point out that apparently Link is standing on something while posing for this shirt. Or he’s been studying up on Steve Harrington’s Aqua Net technique. Because Zelda is taller. That’s how it works.