WE SMUGGLED THESE SHEETS

So here at ThinkGeek, we have some forces of the Rebellion secretly at work. And we may not have managed to smuggle the plans for the Death Star itself, but we did manage to smuggle the designs for the Death Star’s bedding. What? All those Stormtroopers on the Death Star gotta sleep somewhere, right? We guess they went with this pattern for its inspirational qualities. Also, black and grey pretty much goes with everything, especially if you’re on the Dark Side.

Outfit your bunk with this bedding straight from the Death Star’s Procurement Department. The Duvet Cover includes shams with the Death Star, plus a duvet cover with a cutaway view of the Death Star. The Sheets include pillowcases, fitted, and flat sheets featuring Death Stars, Imperial logos, TIE Fighters, and TIE Strikers against a dark grey background. Enjoy all the Empire’s pretty toys together.

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