The Ewok’s worst nightmare

Look! Over there. It’s a backpack! Scout troopers… they may be bad at driving speeder bikes, but they certainly have the best taste in storage.  

Manufactured by Bioworld, this officially-licensed Star Wars backpack is stylish and spacious. And it’s emblazoned with the Imperial crest so you can let the world know you prefer the dark side. It’s the perfect accessory for hunting Ewoks… or secretly saving them. You can probably at least fit one (maybe two) of those plushie things in here. Or maybe we should all just leave the Ewoks alone, especially considering what they use to play drums. 

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!