The Ewok’s worst nightmare

Look! Over there. It’s a backpack! Scout troopers… they may be bad at driving speeder bikes, but they certainly have the best taste in storage.  

Manufactured by Bioworld, this officially-licensed Star Wars backpack is stylish and spacious. And it’s emblazoned with the Imperial crest so you can let the world know you prefer the dark side. It’s the perfect accessory for hunting Ewoks… or secretly saving them. You can probably at least fit one (maybe two) of those plushie things in here. Or maybe we should all just leave the Ewoks alone, especially considering what they use to play drums. 

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.