GOT A RAP SHEET LONGER THAN JABBA’S SMALL INTESTINE

We wonder if Donald Glover’s entire audition to play intergalactic rogue Lando Calrissian was something along the lines of “Walk in this cape.” ‘Cause whoever is playing Lando has to be able to pull The Cape Look off. When you turn and the cape billows out behind you, people watching gotta think, “How do I get me one of those?” (the cape, Lando… we’re going to be intentionally unclear about our modifier here) and not, “Well, isn’t that lovely.”

You and us? We go back a long way. We know you, so we feel like we can say this to you: you can also pull off a cape. One like this replica of Lando Calrissian’s from Solo: A Star Wars Story. Face it. You strike a fine form, and the cape will just give you that last little je ne sais quoi. Don’t tell your friends we said that. They’ll just be jealous, and then they’ll want a cape for themselves, and nobody needs that.

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Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch

Accessorize like Peter Parker would if he were less discreet! This Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch looks fantastic and is a must-have for Spider-Man fans. This great watch is colored black overall, with the face of the watch colored red and displaying the arachnid Spider-Man logo. Ages 12 and up.

Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…