GOT A RAP SHEET LONGER THAN JABBA’S SMALL INTESTINE

We wonder if Donald Glover’s entire audition to play intergalactic rogue Lando Calrissian was something along the lines of “Walk in this cape.” ‘Cause whoever is playing Lando has to be able to pull The Cape Look off. When you turn and the cape billows out behind you, people watching gotta think, “How do I get me one of those?” (the cape, Lando… we’re going to be intentionally unclear about our modifier here) and not, “Well, isn’t that lovely.”

You and us? We go back a long way. We know you, so we feel like we can say this to you: you can also pull off a cape. One like this replica of Lando Calrissian’s from Solo: A Star Wars Story. Face it. You strike a fine form, and the cape will just give you that last little je ne sais quoi. Don’t tell your friends we said that. They’ll just be jealous, and then they’ll want a cape for themselves, and nobody needs that.

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Marvel Black Panther Front Handle Backpack

Since Shuri pioneered Vibranium fashion, it was only a matter of time before Vibranium made its way into all sorts of accessories and bags. And at first it was sleek, stylish, and super expensive, but then problems started to arise. The designers of these items GREATLY underestimated how often people tend to throw their bags on the ground, causing massive disruptions to hotels, homes, and schools all over the world. Because of these issues, we’ve decided to embrace the Vibranium look and use a different material. You’re welcome.

Marvel Black Panther Hat

Sometimes putting on a superhero costume just takes too long. And you can’t always wear it under your clothes (especially in summer). So, the only option left is to either make your superhero costume extremely casual (but what’s the fun in that?), or to accessorize with a hat.

Marvel Black Panther Keychain

You may not be the king of Wakanda, but you’re the king of your own castle (whether that be an apartment, home, or literal castle). Why not put your keys on something worthy of a crown?