MOMMAS, DON’T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE SMUGGLERS
So the Dark Side has cookies. So what? Can a cookie be your co-pilot? Can a cookie wield a bowcaster? Can a cookie go outside on Hoth without bundling up in 27 layers of clothing like everybody else? Well, okay. Technically, yes. But that’s besides the point. Because if you want to enjoy the cookie you have to EAT the cookie and then what do you have left? Nothing but crumbs. If you pick the Light Side, you know what you have the next day? Wookiee. And the next day. And the next. Wookiees are nothing if not loyal.
Celebrate your favorite race of co-pilot with this western-inspired button-up shirt. With diagonal jetted contrast pockets on the chest, and an oversized image of chewie on the back, you can literally claim that Chewie has your back. And your heart. Awwww.