THESE ARE THE BOARD SHORTS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR

For residents of the galaxy far, far away, whether or not you know how to swim depends on the type of planet you grew up on. Padmé, a native of the Earth-like Naboo, naturally spent her summers swimming about in local lakes. Anakin, spending his childhood on waterless Tatooine… not much of a swimmer, that one. And growing up around all that sand, he’s not really a “beach guy,” either. Sand: put it on the list of “Skywalker pet peeves.”

Whether you’re swimming the lakes of Naboo, lounging poolside at one of fashionable pools on Coruscant, or soaking up the rays of the twin suns on Tatooine (with double sunscreen on, of course), a pair of Star Wars Space Board Shorts suit any occasion. With a subtle design – a digital print of a watercolor depiction of Rebel and Imperial ships engaged in a dogfight – you won’t be broadcasting to the entire galaxy that you’re wearing Star Wars shorts. They are elegant shorts, for a more civilized swim time.

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Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild Sword Lounge Pants

It will do you no good to lounge around here while Calamity Ganon is out there, corrupting and taking control of everything. Well, maybe a little rest and relaxation is in order before you go marching out to take on that creature of pure Malice. So, how long do you think it’ll be before you’re ready? Like, 20 minutes, or… oh. 100 years?

Game of Thrones Table Runners, Set of 3

Picture this: You’ve invited the family over for a big holiday feast. Cousins, kids – the whole crew is coming. And they’re not going to all fit at your dining room table, so you decide to haul in a few extra tables. But here’s the catch: you don’t have decorations for three tables.

DC Batman Ombre Leggings

Commissioner Gordon summoned Batman by shining the Bat Signal up into the night sky. That’s how he and Robin knew it was time to flip open Shakespeare and head to the Bat Cave.