THESE ARE THE BOARD SHORTS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR

For residents of the galaxy far, far away, whether or not you know how to swim depends on the type of planet you grew up on. Padmé, a native of the Earth-like Naboo, naturally spent her summers swimming about in local lakes. Anakin, spending his childhood on waterless Tatooine… not much of a swimmer, that one. And growing up around all that sand, he’s not really a “beach guy,” either. Sand: put it on the list of “Skywalker pet peeves.”

Whether you’re swimming the lakes of Naboo, lounging poolside at one of fashionable pools on Coruscant, or soaking up the rays of the twin suns on Tatooine (with double sunscreen on, of course), a pair of Star Wars Space Board Shorts suit any occasion. With a subtle design – a digital print of a watercolor depiction of Rebel and Imperial ships engaged in a dogfight – you won’t be broadcasting to the entire galaxy that you’re wearing Star Wars shorts. They are elegant shorts, for a more civilized swim time.

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