THESE ARE THE BOARD SHORTS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR

For residents of the galaxy far, far away, whether or not you know how to swim depends on the type of planet you grew up on. Padmé, a native of the Earth-like Naboo, naturally spent her summers swimming about in local lakes. Anakin, spending his childhood on waterless Tatooine… not much of a swimmer, that one. And growing up around all that sand, he’s not really a “beach guy,” either. Sand: put it on the list of “Skywalker pet peeves.”

Whether you’re swimming the lakes of Naboo, lounging poolside at one of fashionable pools on Coruscant, or soaking up the rays of the twin suns on Tatooine (with double sunscreen on, of course), a pair of Star Wars Space Board Shorts suit any occasion. With a subtle design – a digital print of a watercolor depiction of Rebel and Imperial ships engaged in a dogfight – you won’t be broadcasting to the entire galaxy that you’re wearing Star Wars shorts. They are elegant shorts, for a more civilized swim time.

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Super Mario Power-Up Mushroom Pull-Over Hoodie

Mario is an interesting dude. Think about it. This former plumber has had his girlfriend stolen by a giant monkey, saved countless bizarre worlds from reptilian terrors, eaten more mushrooms and blinky flowers that a person probably should, been forced to race on many non-regulation race tracks, and has personally squashed perhaps the largest number of enemies of any video game hero.

Star Trek Picard Facepalm T-Shirt

Some days, even “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” won’t fix the problems of the world. At those times, we rely on the facepalm. But you know that when Captain Picard must hide his face in his hand, you’re in real trouble.

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings

Now, you might have some objections to these Infinity Gauntlet earrings. First of all, there are two of them, but that’s not actually much of a problem – we’ve already seen that there are, in fact, two Infinity Gauntlets out there (the right-handed one in Odin’s Treasure room, and the left-handed one in Thanos’s grubby mitts).