WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON ANYWAY?

Psst, kid. We hear you’re interested in flying a TIE Fighter for the Empire. Being one of the few TIE Fighter Pilots of our class still alive, let us tell you why that’s a bad idea. For starters, these birds aren’t built to last. Cantina jukeboxes are made of sturdier stuff. Sure, you got your crash webbing, your repulsor lift anti-gravity field, and your high-g shock seat, but none of those prevent you from taking a shot where it hurts. While you do have an ejection seat, if you want a better death, don’t use it. Exploding is a quicker way to go. The “best” part? The near anonymity. At your funeral, people will say, “Wait… is this the service for DS-36-3 or DS-63-3? I always got those guys mixed up.” What I’m trying to say is… there are better careers out there. Go join the Senate or something.

This heather charcoal tee is speckled with a starfield all over. There are some TIE Fighters zooming in on the front, and the pocket is a bit of the Death Star. Better to keep that on your pocket than in it, considering how they tend to go out. Explosions may be good for cardio, but they’re not good when applied to the heart muscle itself.

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Star Wars Rebel Imperial Logo Backpack

Not sure where your loyalty lies? Or maybe thinking about playing both sides until a clear victor is decided? Then this is the backpack for you.

Harry Potter Jewelry Set

Just got your acceptance letter to Hogwarts? Good. Here are some essentials to add to your school supplies list: one owl necklace carrying a letter, two letter earrings, and one compact mirror. Well look at that… it’s all right here. This Harry Potter jewelry set is perfect for going back to school, or when you want to flaunt that you got an acceptance letter when your muggle friends didn’t.

Legend of Zelda Hylian Shield Glass

Don’t worry about keeping one of your glasses empty for fetch quests – this one is meant to be filled. While you can go with the traditional Lon Lon Milk, Chateau Romani, or potions, we’d recommend not to pour Chuchu jelly in here. Mostly because we’re not quite sure what it is.