EVERYBODY’S FAVORITE ASTERISM

These days watches are a luxury item more than ever. With our phones always reminding us of what time it is and when we should leave for that next thing and how the traffic is going to be getting there, a watch says you can tell what time it is without your phone. And an analog watch? Now that’s just impressive.

This Stargazer’s Watch says you value the night sky of our Northern Hemisphere. The face features the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper, and it comes with two leather bands, blue and black. With a backlight function and phosphorous hour markers and hand decorations, it positively glows under the right lighting conditions. With this on your wrist no matter how much light pollution your area has, you can always see the stars.

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Mario 8-bit Lounge Pants with Collectors’ Tin

Bowser is always so occupied with kidnapping Princess Peach, we think he probably never has time to sit down and enjoy the little things. Sure, he takes time out for go-karts and even some party games, but King Koopa needs to relax. With the right lounge pants and proper show to binge watch, we bet he’d chill out really quick.

Mega Man Cookie Jar

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn’t have to eat. WE DO!!

Wonder Woman Knit Bootie Slipper

The female in your life may not have been sculpted from clay, but in your eyes, she’s a perfect goddess. Her toes will be perfectly protected thanks to the chunky knit construction and soft, warm, faux fur lining of these comfy Wonder Woman slippers. The non-slip molded TPX bottoms will grip the floor to help her practice her balance while kicking butt. She’ll be wielding that godkiller sword in no time.