GALVANIC SCALE OF TEMPORAL DECAY

From your humble beginnings tinkering on a small, dusty workbench, you’ve raised yourself up to be a titan of technology, a master of all mechanical moveables. And because punctuality is of the utmost importance to your crafts, you must always keep with you a fine timepiece. It would not be fitting for someone of your stature to have an unadorned wrist, or to be the late party holding up the launch of an airship. No no, that will not do at all.

For you, we humbly offer this stunning apparatus of rare mid-Victorian invention. It measures the decay of time using Carnot’s second law of thermodynamics, and sports a handsome “Galvanic Scale” dial with a hinged magnetic-fastening pressure cover hatch. The entire apparatus is hinged to a pewter bracelet adorned with copper coils and plastic pipes, with an adjustable steel fastener for a bespoke fit. And should you find the occasion to offer the Steam-Powered Entropy Calibrator Watch as a gift, you’ll find it most afternoonified upon a hexagonal pillow inside a black and gold gift box of the same shape.

For our customers with nickel allergies: These are made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. It is free of both lead and nickel. The fastener is surgical-steel, which is a mixture of chromium, nickel, and molybdenum.

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Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Fallout 4 T-51 Sugar Bombs Power Armor USB Hub

We all have fond memories of sugary cereals from our youth. Cookie Crisp. With the little burglar guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal (which they missed the boat on by not making it pizza-flavored). French Toast Crunch, which shared only a shape with its namesake. And citizens of the Wasteland have fond memories of Sugar Bombs, with its free Captain Cosmos decoder ring (which we have yet to find).

Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
– Genie