PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE… WIDE… WIDE… WIDE

We’ve rented space on ThinkGeek’s website to tell you about something super important. We’d like to present you with a once in a lifetime business opportunity – a chance to invest in the first word in entertainment: Prestige Worldwide. We’re a huge multinational corporation servicing Southern California. You read that right: servicing. It’s one of the things we do best. That and management, research and development (specifically with bees), and security (also with bees).  

Interested in investing in Prestige Worldwide? Support us with this ThinkGeek exclusive Prestige Worldwide t-shirt. And if you buy 500 of them, you’ll get a chance to appear as a backup dancer in our newest music video. We’re shooting on Dale’s dad’s yacht again.  

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.