OUR “ONE TRUE PLACE” IS ON THE COUCH

Making mischief can be really draining. It really takes it out of you. Creating havoc is basically a full-time job! So we think it’s high time you pull on these pants, relax on the couch, and chill out with your loved ones for a while. How about for, say, the length of a movie?

Take a break from all that mischief-making to relax in these Stitch 626 Rainbow Lounge Pant. You can still do your best Elvis impersonation in them, but they’re more forgiving than white satin pants. Don’t ask how we know. Do ask for our hula, though.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!