OUR “ONE TRUE PLACE” IS ON THE COUCH

Making mischief can be really draining. It really takes it out of you. Creating havoc is basically a full-time job! So we think it’s high time you pull on these pants, relax on the couch, and chill out with your loved ones for a while. How about for, say, the length of a movie?

Take a break from all that mischief-making to relax in these Stitch 626 Rainbow Lounge Pant. You can still do your best Elvis impersonation in them, but they’re more forgiving than white satin pants. Don’t ask how we know. Do ask for our hula, though.

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Captain America Shield Hat

We’ve seen Captain America wear many hats, but the ballcaps in the Marvel movies all make a very special statement. And that statement is: wearing a hat doesn’t make you look suspicious or noticeable at all.

Avengers Infinity Gauntlet Knee High Socks

“The hardest choices require the strongest wills.” 
– Thanos

Venom All Over Slime Backpack

“I have absolutely no problem with you sticking around, but if you do, we’re gonna have some ground rules, all right? You cannot just go around eating anybody that you want to.”
– Eddie Brock