AVAILABLE IN THE SAND KINGDOM AND AT THINKGEEK!
Yep. Mario has nipples. And now with ThinkGeek’s help you can take part in the the Nipple% speedrun IRL. Yours is probably going to take a little longer than 10 minutes from clicking Buy Now to shirtless in Super Mario Board Shorts, though. We haven’t gotten our teleportation devices at the warehouse up to speed yet. They still occasionally turn products into a pile of bananas. We think Timmy might have been monkeying with the backend code.
“Mario, you’ve defeated Bowser again, what will you do now?” Point the way to a vacation of rest and recuperation with these Super Mario Board Shorts. They’re perfect for relaxing by the pool or swimming in Lake Kingdom. Just don’t forget to pack your 3DS. Wouldn’t wanna get bored.
Kitchen Nightmares!
On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.
Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.
First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.
Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope
