AVAILABLE IN THE SAND KINGDOM AND AT THINKGEEK!

Yep. Mario has nipples. And now with ThinkGeek’s help you can take part in the the Nipple% speedrun IRL. Yours is probably going to take a little longer than 10 minutes from clicking Buy Now to shirtless in Super Mario Board Shorts, though. We haven’t gotten our teleportation devices at the warehouse up to speed yet. They still occasionally turn products into a pile of bananas. We think Timmy might have been monkeying with the backend code.

“Mario, you’ve defeated Bowser again, what will you do now?” Point the way to a vacation of rest and recuperation with these Super Mario Board Shorts. They’re perfect for relaxing by the pool or swimming in Lake Kingdom. Just don’t forget to pack your 3DS. Wouldn’t wanna get bored.

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Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Fallout 4 T-51 Sugar Bombs Power Armor USB Hub

We all have fond memories of sugary cereals from our youth. Cookie Crisp. With the little burglar guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal (which they missed the boat on by not making it pizza-flavored). French Toast Crunch, which shared only a shape with its namesake. And citizens of the Wasteland have fond memories of Sugar Bombs, with its free Captain Cosmos decoder ring (which we have yet to find).

Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
– Genie