YOU PROVIDE THE SCOWL
Bowser’s here and he’s going to pound the ground and then steal your lady friend. He’ll fly away with her in his Koopa Clown Car to his lava-filled castle, and that’ll be the end of your relationship. After all, what do you look like, a plumber? Rescue her? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Don your Bowser onesie and prepare your scowl for Sundays that mislead you by feeling like Saturdays. This full-zip lounger is all snuggly fleece, perfect for hours on the couch playing your favorite Super Mario game. You might even be so comfortable in this thing you forget to steal the princess. Naaaah.