YOU PROVIDE THE SCOWL
Bowser’s here and he’s going to pound the ground and then steal your lady friend. He’ll fly away with her in his Koopa Clown Car to his lava-filled castle, and that’ll be the end of your relationship. After all, what do you look like, a plumber? Rescue her? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Don your Bowser onesie and prepare your scowl for Sundays that mislead you by feeling like Saturdays. This full-zip lounger is all snuggly fleece, perfect for hours on the couch playing your favorite Super Mario game. You might even be so comfortable in this thing you forget to steal the princess. Naaaah.
Kitchen Nightmares!
On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.
Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.
First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.
Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope
