YOU PROVIDE THE SCOWL

Bowser’s here and he’s going to pound the ground and then steal your lady friend. He’ll fly away with her in his Koopa Clown Car to his lava-filled castle, and that’ll be the end of your relationship. After all, what do you look like, a plumber? Rescue her? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Don your Bowser onesie and prepare your scowl for Sundays that mislead you by feeling like Saturdays. This full-zip lounger is all snuggly fleece, perfect for hours on the couch playing your favorite Super Mario game. You might even be so comfortable in this thing you forget to steal the princess. Naaaah.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.