YOU PROVIDE THE SCOWL

Bowser’s here and he’s going to pound the ground and then steal your lady friend. He’ll fly away with her in his Koopa Clown Car to his lava-filled castle, and that’ll be the end of your relationship. After all, what do you look like, a plumber? Rescue her? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Don your Bowser onesie and prepare your scowl for Sundays that mislead you by feeling like Saturdays. This full-zip lounger is all snuggly fleece, perfect for hours on the couch playing your favorite Super Mario game. You might even be so comfortable in this thing you forget to steal the princess. Naaaah.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

by | March 12, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

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Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

by | March 10, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

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Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

by | March 9, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!

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