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Once King Koopa takes over the Mushroom Kingdom can get a little perilous. You’ll need the proper tools to take down big bad Bowser. But don’t take more than one at a time; you can’t get greedy.

A shirt depicting a sign reading “Danger Ahead” with Bowser looking at menacing as ever. “Please Take One” written below with a choice of some of Mario and Luigi’s favorite items. Someone already tore off the Mushroom, though, dangit. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Rick and Morty All Over Print Bucket Hat

Rock out in straight up 90’s high fashion – the bucket hat! This Rick and Morty All Over Print Bucket Hat features a fun print and is one size fits most. Made of polyester, hand wash cold and lay it flat to dry.

Wonder Woman Double Zip Backpack

Carry everything you’ll need in this Wonder Woman Double Zip Backpack! Carry the spirit of the Amazonian superhero with you on every adventure. Made of polyester, it measures approximately 17-inches x 12-inches x 5-inches. Ages 14 and up.

Bob Ross Stocking

If you’re a fan of numbers, you probably are already familiar with FiveThirtyEight. Back in 2014, they did a fascinating analysis of Bob Ross’s The Joy of Painting. Turns out there are a statistically significant number of happy little trees. There are “snow-covered mountains” in 26% of his on-air works, and generic snow in 19%.