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Once King Koopa takes over the Mushroom Kingdom can get a little perilous. You’ll need the proper tools to take down big bad Bowser. But don’t take more than one at a time; you can’t get greedy.

A shirt depicting a sign reading “Danger Ahead” with Bowser looking at menacing as ever. “Please Take One” written below with a choice of some of Mario and Luigi’s favorite items. Someone already tore off the Mushroom, though, dangit. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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My Hero Academia One for All Deku T-Shirt

Everybody gets a quirk but poor Izuku Midoriya. Well, not everybody. 80% of the population. And many of them don’t even want theirs. But it’s all poor Midoriya’s ever wanted. And when he finds out he’s Quirkless, it breaks him.

My Hero Academia One for All Might T-Shirt

Based on the name of the companion shirt, we think this shirt was probably supposed to be named “My Hero Academia One for All All Might T-Shirt.” But we kind of like it with just a single All. That makes it identify the wearer as One who is for All Might. Although if you’re not a fan of All Might, we’re not sure why you’re even on this page….

My Hero Academia Characters in Triangles T-Shirt

Well, it’s not ALL of Class 1-A of U.A. High School, obviously. And All Might’s a teacher. But it’s a start.