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Once King Koopa takes over the Mushroom Kingdom can get a little perilous. You’ll need the proper tools to take down big bad Bowser. But don’t take more than one at a time; you can’t get greedy.

A shirt depicting a sign reading “Danger Ahead” with Bowser looking at menacing as ever. “Please Take One” written below with a choice of some of Mario and Luigi’s favorite items. Someone already tore off the Mushroom, though, dangit. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.