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Once King Koopa takes over the Mushroom Kingdom can get a little perilous. You’ll need the proper tools to take down big bad Bowser. But don’t take more than one at a time; you can’t get greedy.

A shirt depicting a sign reading “Danger Ahead” with Bowser looking at menacing as ever. “Please Take One” written below with a choice of some of Mario and Luigi’s favorite items. Someone already tore off the Mushroom, though, dangit. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Marvel Loki Cufflinks

The God of Mischief usually has something up his sleeve. A secret plan, a hidden agenda, a spell, or even a lie waiting on the tip of his silver tongue. Maybe he’s changed his shape. Maybe he’s replaced his adoptive father on the throne of Asgard. Maybe he’s even gone legit! The options are endless.

Harry Potter Marauder’s Map 17oz Glass Mug

Despite the ‘up to no good’ portion, this map was created with the best of intentions. Sure, you can be nosy and see where everyone is in the wee hours of the night, OR you could help your friend cursed with lycanthropy find a place to ride out the night.

Wonder Woman Steampunk Corset Top

The Amazons are known for their fierceness in battle and their regal honor. And also for being able to make the finest flying machines this side of Post-Crisis New 52 Golden Silver Age Earth-Two. In this universe, one of these flying machines was gifted to Diana as she ventured into London for the first time.