That’s one impressive odyssey

Mario’s adventures are definitely super. We’re not envious of his stress level though. Can you imagine living in constant fear that your love interest is going to be kidnapped (again)? Not to mention constantly having to race your friends on Rainbow Road. We hope his blood pressure is okay.  

We can’t emphasize the “Super” in Super Mario enough, except with this Katakana t-shirt. Let everyone know who your favorite super plumber is. Because frankly, he’s done enough to deserve our recognition. There are only so many times one can save the land/world/galaxy before retirement. We’re glad Mario has more patience than we do though.

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.