IT’S-A YOU! MARIO!

You know, sometimes we wish we were plumbers. For instance, when our dishwasher makes that weird noise. Or we spring a leak beneath that new drywall. Or when we get the bill from our actual plumber. At that time, it’d also be nice if coins popped out when we punched bricks, but alas, that’s not going to happen.

Don the vestments of your favorite video game plumber, Mario, with this Super Mario Hooded Robe. The hood has an M embroidered on it like his cap and the back, “MARIO,” in case anybody was confused. Best part? It’s impossible to have plumber’s butt with this robe. And, no, we do not need the action shots of you trying.

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Apollo 11 Mission Film Reel Lunch Canister

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Disney Princesses Ariel, Cinderella, and Belle 16 oz. Plastic Travel Mug

The Little Mermaid’s Ariel, Cinderella’s eponymous Princess, and Belle from Beauty and the Beast! Take your favorite beverage on the go in your very own Disney 3 Princesses Plastic Travel Mug. It’s made of plastic, holds 16 ounces of whatever it is that gets and keeps you going, and features three Disney Princesses around the cup. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave. Ages 8 and up.

Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.