IT’S-A YOU! MARIO!

You know, sometimes we wish we were plumbers. For instance, when our dishwasher makes that weird noise. Or we spring a leak beneath that new drywall. Or when we get the bill from our actual plumber. At that time, it’d also be nice if coins popped out when we punched bricks, but alas, that’s not going to happen.

Don the vestments of your favorite video game plumber, Mario, with this Super Mario Hooded Robe. The hood has an M embroidered on it like his cap and the back, “MARIO,” in case anybody was confused. Best part? It’s impossible to have plumber’s butt with this robe. And, no, we do not need the action shots of you trying.

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