IT’S-A YOU! MARIO!

You know, sometimes we wish we were plumbers. For instance, when our dishwasher makes that weird noise. Or we spring a leak beneath that new drywall. Or when we get the bill from our actual plumber. At that time, it’d also be nice if coins popped out when we punched bricks, but alas, that’s not going to happen.

Don the vestments of your favorite video game plumber, Mario, with this Super Mario Hooded Robe. The hood has an M embroidered on it like his cap and the back, “MARIO,” in case anybody was confused. Best part? It’s impossible to have plumber’s butt with this robe. And, no, we do not need the action shots of you trying.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!