FUNGUS AMONG US
Mario is an interesting dude. Think about it. This former plumber has had his girlfriend stolen by a giant monkey, saved countless bizarre worlds from reptilian terrors, eaten more mushrooms and blinky flowers that a person probably should, been forced to race on many non-regulation race tracks, and has personally squashed perhaps the largest number of enemies of any video game hero. And what does he have to show for it? A legion of rabid fans and a beach house, sure, but what creature comforts has he earned over the years?
How about this super-comfy Super Mario Power-Up Mushroom Pull-Over Hoodie, perfect for long sessions on the couch with your Switch or NES Classic Edition? It’ll keep you warm while you explore new worlds and punch things.