FUNGUS AMONG US

Mario is an interesting dude. Think about it. This former plumber has had his girlfriend stolen by a giant monkey, saved countless bizarre worlds from reptilian terrors, eaten more mushrooms and blinky flowers that a person probably should, been forced to race on many non-regulation race tracks, and has personally squashed perhaps the largest number of enemies of any video game hero. And what does he have to show for it? A legion of rabid fans and a beach house, sure, but what creature comforts has he earned over the years?

How about this super-comfy Super Mario Power-Up Mushroom Pull-Over Hoodie, perfect for long sessions on the couch with your Switch or NES Classic Edition? It’ll keep you warm while you explore new worlds and punch things.

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Outta Power T-Shirt

Your phone lets you know when it’s going to power off and be useless until you recharge it, so why can’t there be a human equivalent. WISH GRANTED!

Nasa DaVinci T-Shirt

The Vitruvian Man finally found some clothes… and a space suit. It seems only right that the mixture of art and math would take the next step for man, and one giant leap for mankind.

What the Duck T-Shirt

Welcome to the struggle – the ultimate test of will. It’s you vs. autocorrect. Will you change the “d,” or will you go ahead and send the message?