PLEASE WIPE YOUR FEET BEFORE JUMPING INTO BOB-OMB BATTLEFIELD

Our home is our castle, and we want to make sure it stays as pristine as possible. Mostly just because we don’t want to clean any more than we have to. That Bowser guy never wipes his feet, though. Real jerk, that one. After we invited him out to go-karting with the whole gang and everything.

Welcome mat featuring Princess Peach’s Castle. We are happy to have you over for cake and tea, but if you don’t wipe your feet we’ll quickly show you the green pipe out.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.