PLEASE WIPE YOUR FEET BEFORE JUMPING INTO BOB-OMB BATTLEFIELD

Our home is our castle, and we want to make sure it stays as pristine as possible. Mostly just because we don’t want to clean any more than we have to. That Bowser guy never wipes his feet, though. Real jerk, that one. After we invited him out to go-karting with the whole gang and everything.

Welcome mat featuring Princess Peach’s Castle. We are happy to have you over for cake and tea, but if you don’t wipe your feet we’ll quickly show you the green pipe out.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!