PLEASE WIPE YOUR FEET BEFORE JUMPING INTO BOB-OMB BATTLEFIELD

Our home is our castle, and we want to make sure it stays as pristine as possible. Mostly just because we don’t want to clean any more than we have to. That Bowser guy never wipes his feet, though. Real jerk, that one. After we invited him out to go-karting with the whole gang and everything.

Welcome mat featuring Princess Peach’s Castle. We are happy to have you over for cake and tea, but if you don’t wipe your feet we’ll quickly show you the green pipe out.

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Your phone lets you know when it’s going to power off and be useless until you recharge it, so why can’t there be a human equivalent. WISH GRANTED!

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