HE’S LEAN, HE’S GREEN, AND HE’S A PARTY MACHINE!

So we hear you’re in the market for a new ride. Could we interest you in a lovely recent-model dinosaur? One owner, we promise. And you know, these Japanese-made Yoshis tend to retain their resale value over the long haul. Of course, be sure to consult with your gaming advisor before making any changes to your portfolio. Yoshis are not guaranteed to increase in value. They are not FDIC-insured.

Get the party started when you bundle up in this Super Mario Yoshi Hooded Robe. Super plush, it’s like you’re turning yourself into a stuffed animal. Only with pockets. And a tail. And a belt with belt loops so you won’t lose it but you can still eat all the things accordingly, like a true Yoshi.

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Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Fallout 4 T-51 Sugar Bombs Power Armor USB Hub

We all have fond memories of sugary cereals from our youth. Cookie Crisp. With the little burglar guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal (which they missed the boat on by not making it pizza-flavored). French Toast Crunch, which shared only a shape with its namesake. And citizens of the Wasteland have fond memories of Sugar Bombs, with its free Captain Cosmos decoder ring (which we have yet to find).

Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
– Genie