HE’S LEAN, HE’S GREEN, AND HE’S A PARTY MACHINE!

So we hear you’re in the market for a new ride. Could we interest you in a lovely recent-model dinosaur? One owner, we promise. And you know, these Japanese-made Yoshis tend to retain their resale value over the long haul. Of course, be sure to consult with your gaming advisor before making any changes to your portfolio. Yoshis are not guaranteed to increase in value. They are not FDIC-insured.

Get the party started when you bundle up in this Super Mario Yoshi Hooded Robe. Super plush, it’s like you’re turning yourself into a stuffed animal. Only with pockets. And a tail. And a belt with belt loops so you won’t lose it but you can still eat all the things accordingly, like a true Yoshi.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.