HE’S LEAN, HE’S GREEN, AND HE’S A PARTY MACHINE!

So we hear you’re in the market for a new ride. Could we interest you in a lovely recent-model dinosaur? One owner, we promise. And you know, these Japanese-made Yoshis tend to retain their resale value over the long haul. Of course, be sure to consult with your gaming advisor before making any changes to your portfolio. Yoshis are not guaranteed to increase in value. They are not FDIC-insured.

Get the party started when you bundle up in this Super Mario Yoshi Hooded Robe. Super plush, it’s like you’re turning yourself into a stuffed animal. Only with pockets. And a tail. And a belt with belt loops so you won’t lose it but you can still eat all the things accordingly, like a true Yoshi.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!