HE’S LEAN, HE’S GREEN, AND HE’S A PARTY MACHINE!

So we hear you’re in the market for a new ride. Could we interest you in a lovely recent-model dinosaur? One owner, we promise. And you know, these Japanese-made Yoshis tend to retain their resale value over the long haul. Of course, be sure to consult with your gaming advisor before making any changes to your portfolio. Yoshis are not guaranteed to increase in value. They are not FDIC-insured.

Get the party started when you bundle up in this Super Mario Yoshi Hooded Robe. Super plush, it’s like you’re turning yourself into a stuffed animal. Only with pockets. And a tail. And a belt with belt loops so you won’t lose it but you can still eat all the things accordingly, like a true Yoshi.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.