HE’S LEAN, HE’S GREEN, AND HE’S A PARTY MACHINE!

So we hear you’re in the market for a new ride. Could we interest you in a lovely recent-model dinosaur? One owner, we promise. And you know, these Japanese-made Yoshis tend to retain their resale value over the long haul. Of course, be sure to consult with your gaming advisor before making any changes to your portfolio. Yoshis are not guaranteed to increase in value. They are not FDIC-insured.

Get the party started when you bundle up in this Super Mario Yoshi Hooded Robe. Super plush, it’s like you’re turning yourself into a stuffed animal. Only with pockets. And a tail. And a belt with belt loops so you won’t lose it but you can still eat all the things accordingly, like a true Yoshi.

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