YOU PROVIDE THE TONGUE

Yoshi saw his debut in Super Mario World and has been forever ingrained in us ever since as the lovable and loyal companion of the Mario Bros. The only thing he requires is constant sustenance. We can relate to that since we basically require the same thing. In fact, we now require constant sustenance while in our Yoshi onesie. We had a lunch meeting and everyone wore one. It was great. We didn’t talk much about businessing, but it was great.

Stay nice and warm inside this Yoshi Onesie. You’re used to Yoshi being used as transportation, but now he can be used as warmth, too. Now you can do your best Yoshi impersonation while wearing a onesie. You probably still won’t be able to jump real high while carrying someone, but more power to you if you can pull it off.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.