YOU PROVIDE THE TONGUE

Yoshi saw his debut in Super Mario World and has been forever ingrained in us ever since as the lovable and loyal companion of the Mario Bros. The only thing he requires is constant sustenance. We can relate to that since we basically require the same thing. In fact, we now require constant sustenance while in our Yoshi onesie. We had a lunch meeting and everyone wore one. It was great. We didn’t talk much about businessing, but it was great.

Stay nice and warm inside this Yoshi Onesie. You’re used to Yoshi being used as transportation, but now he can be used as warmth, too. Now you can do your best Yoshi impersonation while wearing a onesie. You probably still won’t be able to jump real high while carrying someone, but more power to you if you can pull it off.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.