If we had to pick one article of clothing to be indestructible, it’d be our socks. Somehow they keep ending up with holes in them! We’d really appreciate it if someone could put us in contact with Superman’s tailor. Since his costume can deflect bullets without tearing, imagine the possibilities for socks. They’d probably still get lost in the dryer though…

These Superman Suit Up Crew Socks may not be made of steel, but then again, why would you want to wear steel socks? That’s not very comfortable. Instead of wearing steel, dress like the Man of Steel. True, they’re not completely indestructible, but they don’t have a weakness to Kryptonite either.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!