Tag: Harry Potter

Harry Potter House Colors Watch

A lot of people like to rep their schools when they graduate, which is completely understandable. We’re gonna take it another step further, though. We’re gonna represent the specific house that we were placed into by a sentient hat. We don’t know why we accept that the hat has absolute authority, but gosh darn it, we will defend its decision to the death. 

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Harry Potter Dark Mark Watch

The mark of the Death Eaters isn’t exactly something you want to see looming over your local sporting event. It’s just bad PR – they should know that after the first go around. Maybe they should try something like a TV commercial or something. We’re sure the Quidditch match had an ad-spot or two still open.

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Harry Potter Voldemort Pop! Vinyl Figure

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named joins the ranks of stylized vinyl figures from Funko! Battle for control of Hogwarts and the wizarding world with this Harry Potter Voldemort Pop! Vinyl Figure! The Dark Lord measures approximately 3 3/4-inches tall. For ages 3 and up.

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Harry Potter Glasses and Scar T-Shirt

Why did everyone always want to see the scar? Was that the most unbelievable thing about Harry’s tale? Not that he survived the killing curse, but that it left a mark on his forehead? Kids get scars all the time! We don’t get the same reaction out of our forehead scar from the time we fell headfirst through a glass table

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Harry Potter Deathly Hallows T-Shirt

Let’s be clear, pretending to congratulate a trio of brothers by granting them wishes is a pretty bold choice. It has a 66% success rate, so that may or may not be the best decision the next time Death feels cheated. But keep in mind he also had a very small sample size.

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Harry Potter Out of 10 T-Shirt

We may not know everything about everything in the Potterverse, but we’re pretty reliable most days. We’d rate ourselves a solid 9 3/4 out of 10, because even we have our off days and can’t remember the name of Voldemort and Bellatrix’s child sometimes. (It’s Delphini, by the way. We looked it up.)

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Harry Potter House Banner T-Shirt

In Hogwarts, your house is your family. You’ll be spending the next seven years of your witching or wizarding career with the same group of people based on an age-old tradition of evaluating a child’s future at age 11. That might be crazy to think about, but here we are representing the houses we’ve been theoretically sorted into loud and proud based on guidelines from a fantasy novel. We’re adults; leave us alone.

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Harry Potter Uniform Clutch with Shoulder Chain

Don’t stress out about what House you get put into at Hogwarts. Kids get pretty worked up over the whole thing, but it’s really not such a big deal. It just determines who you’ll live with for the next seven years, who you’ll hang out with and befriend, and pretty much makes a judgement call about what type of witch or wizard you’ll grow up to be. So don’t freak out! Just put the weird talking hat on.

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