TEA MAKES US RAWRRRR!

Coffee has long been the socially acceptable morning beverage. No matter who you are, you can drink coffee. Tea is a little different. It has the reputation of being the more genteel beverage, a choice for delicate ladies and people with sore throats. But that’s simply not the case. Tea can be badass; you just need the right monocle.

This very dapper T. rex exhorts you to enjoy a cup of tea with him with the phrase, “It’s a roaring good tea, old chap!” T. rex should know. It was much easier to get boiling water naturally during the late Cretaceous period, given all the volcanoes. That little cup and the top hat, however, were more complicated, especially considering the Family Castoridae (from which beavers descended) didn’t exist until the Eocene.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!