AVOID SPIKES

Close your eyes and think about the local arcade you frequented as a kid. If it was anything like ours, the downstairs was full of kiddie games, the ball pit, the skee ball lanes, and that unlucky guy in the fursuit. Upstairs, far away from the eyes and ears of the wee kiddies – that was where the real action was. That’s where the real games were. It was dark and dank and your feet stuck to the floor and your pockets jingled with a dozen quarters. Those were the days!

A bright Tempest screen design calls to us from the front of this black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry. Imported. Not intended for children 12 and under.

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by | April 16, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

If you want to blend in on Endor, camo is the way to go. Actually… it’s really the only way to go. Unless you want to try to pass yourself off as an Ewok. But some of us are tall(ish), so that’s not really an option. Plus, this hat seems much more comfortable than a hairy costume in a forest environment.

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by | April 16, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

“It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs! I’ve outrun Imperial starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I’m talking about the big Corellian ships now. She’s fast enough for you, old man.” – Han Solo

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by | April 16, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

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