AVOID SPIKES

Close your eyes and think about the local arcade you frequented as a kid. If it was anything like ours, the downstairs was full of kiddie games, the ball pit, the skee ball lanes, and that unlucky guy in the fursuit. Upstairs, far away from the eyes and ears of the wee kiddies – that was where the real action was. That’s where the real games were. It was dark and dank and your feet stuck to the floor and your pockets jingled with a dozen quarters. Those were the days!

A bright Tempest screen design calls to us from the front of this black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry. Imported. Not intended for children 12 and under.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!