AVOID SPIKES

Close your eyes and think about the local arcade you frequented as a kid. If it was anything like ours, the downstairs was full of kiddie games, the ball pit, the skee ball lanes, and that unlucky guy in the fursuit. Upstairs, far away from the eyes and ears of the wee kiddies – that was where the real action was. That’s where the real games were. It was dark and dank and your feet stuck to the floor and your pockets jingled with a dozen quarters. Those were the days!

A bright Tempest screen design calls to us from the front of this black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry. Imported. Not intended for children 12 and under.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Star Wars Darth Vader Fairy String Lights

He may have learned the hard way about the importance of the high ground, but now Anakin knows there is no substitute for it. One: obvious strategic advantage. And two: how else are you going to show off these lights when they’re low on the ground?

Star Wars Stormtrooper Fairy String Lights

The loyal Stormtrooper – faithful until the end. Whether that end is an Ewok jumping on them or the Death Star blowing up. Either way, we’ll make sure the occasion is well lit with these so we make sure not to miss it like Stormtroopers have a habit of doing. Ba-dum tss.

Wonder Woman Fairy String Lights

Wonder Woman knows that both light and darkness live within mankind. With the Wonder Woman Fairy String Light set, you can add a little more light to your bedroom, locker, cubicle, or Christmas tree, and help dispel the darkness.