SPLENDID CHRONOMETER FROM A MORE ELEGANT TIME

Tesla came up with all sorts of inventions and has sort of become the poster scientist for awesomeness now. Sure he wasn’t perfect. Sure he was a bit crazy. But he was always on time for his appointments. (Ed. note: We made that up.) And now you can be, too, with the new Tesla Watch.

The Tesla Watch goes with your steampunk aesthetic. With a weathered-brass look on all the metal parts, this analog watch features a leather strap. The highlights of this design, however, are the two faux vacuum tubes with red LEDs inside that you can turn on and off with the flick of a switch. Everybody will want to ask you what time it is so they can see your watch. Just remember to follow the answer with, “… 1875.”

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Star Trek Friendship Necklace

Travel back to the time of friendship bracelets, secret handshakes, passing notes, sleepovers, and Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. It was in this movie that Spock uttered those famous words to James T. Kirk: “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”

Super Mario Danger Ahead T-Shirt

Once King Koopa takes over the Mushroom Kingdom can get a little perilous. You’ll need the proper tools to take down big bad Bowser. But don’t take more than one at a time; you can’t get greedy.

Harry Potter Hogwarts Slippers

It doesn’t take magic to conjure up some comfiness. A comfy chair, a good cup of tea, and a cozy pair of slippers are all you need. You may have to supply the former two, but for the slippers, we have you covered. Literally and figuratively. We don’t even need a Hogwarts professor for this one. Though, if you have one on speed dial, let us know. We’re still waiting for our owl.