SPLENDID CHRONOMETER FROM A MORE ELEGANT TIME

Tesla came up with all sorts of inventions and has sort of become the poster scientist for awesomeness now. Sure he wasn’t perfect. Sure he was a bit crazy. But he was always on time for his appointments. (Ed. note: We made that up.) And now you can be, too, with the new Tesla Watch.

The Tesla Watch goes with your steampunk aesthetic. With a weathered-brass look on all the metal parts, this analog watch features a leather strap. The highlights of this design, however, are the two faux vacuum tubes with red LEDs inside that you can turn on and off with the flick of a switch. Everybody will want to ask you what time it is so they can see your watch. Just remember to follow the answer with, “… 1875.”

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Sir Cumference Quest for Pi T-Shirt

Sir Cumference isn’t the most famous knight. In fact, we’d say he’s a figure on the perimeter at best. And after all these years, we’re afraid he might have developed a bit of circular thinking. Sir Cumference may be tilting… well, around windmills, as it were. We mean – look at him. He’s clearly been πD on his journey.

Doctor Who TARDIS and Flowers Handbag

When we were little, we were so jealous of the kids who got to have a toy store shopping spree on TV. It would be so awesome to have unlimited money (even with limited time to spend it). We wonder if the Doctor ever uses his psychic paper as a credit card… or maybe he just makes savvy investments in the stock market. That’s a unique anomaly called “Bigger on the Insider Trading.”

Pac-Man High Score T-Shirt

Whether you took the yellow ball home or you gave up an entire roll of quarters at the local arcade, you know the importance of the coveted high score. Always seemingly out of reach, until, one day, the planets aligned and you gobbled up all those pellets and fruits better than anyone that came before you! At least… anyone in a 5 mile radius. Still impressive!