THE MAD TITAN

“Balance.” We don’t think that word means what you think it means, Thanos. See, if you’re worried about an overpopulation problem, killing half the population of all civilized worlds isn’t the only way to solve it. What about teaching those civilizations how to use resources more thoughtfully? You’re the most powerful being in the universe, right? Little Powerpoint presentation, maybe? TED Talk? Surely you could find some time in your schedule. Probably wouldn’t even have to get up from that floating throne.

Thanos is the feature of this tee that features things smashed together, much like Thanos intends to do with the universe once he gets those Infinity Stones. The bottom/right side of the shirt is a black tee with a grey Infinity Gauntlet and the quote “The hardest choices require the str[ongest wills].” The top/left side is a purple tee with a black pocket printed with Thanos’s head and the words “Infinite Power.”

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