EATER OF WORLDS. WEARER OF SHIRTS.

Stephen King’s protagonist in Insomnia and the Dark Tower series, The Crimson King, is the epitome of evil. How evil? The dude eats worlds. Despite his less than stellar character alignment, he manages to garner followers to do his bidding. Interesting.

That said, do you feel like spreading a little chaos occasionally, without the long term commitment of turning wholly chaotic evil? This is the shirt for you! Black 100% cotton ThinkGeek exclusive t-shirt featuring the Warriors of the Scarlet Eye’s logo above the words “All Hail” in red print. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Marvel Black Panther Front Handle Backpack

Since Shuri pioneered Vibranium fashion, it was only a matter of time before Vibranium made its way into all sorts of accessories and bags. And at first it was sleek, stylish, and super expensive, but then problems started to arise. The designers of these items GREATLY underestimated how often people tend to throw their bags on the ground, causing massive disruptions to hotels, homes, and schools all over the world. Because of these issues, we’ve decided to embrace the Vibranium look and use a different material. You’re welcome.

Marvel Black Panther Hat

Sometimes putting on a superhero costume just takes too long. And you can’t always wear it under your clothes (especially in summer). So, the only option left is to either make your superhero costume extremely casual (but what’s the fun in that?), or to accessorize with a hat.

Marvel Black Panther Keychain

You may not be the king of Wakanda, but you’re the king of your own castle (whether that be an apartment, home, or literal castle). Why not put your keys on something worthy of a crown?