EATER OF WORLDS. WEARER OF SHIRTS.

Stephen King’s protagonist in Insomnia and the Dark Tower series, The Crimson King, is the epitome of evil. How evil? The dude eats worlds. Despite his less than stellar character alignment, he manages to garner followers to do his bidding. Interesting.

That said, do you feel like spreading a little chaos occasionally, without the long term commitment of turning wholly chaotic evil? This is the shirt for you! Black 100% cotton ThinkGeek exclusive t-shirt featuring the Warriors of the Scarlet Eye’s logo above the words “All Hail” in red print. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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