EATER OF WORLDS. WEARER OF SHIRTS.

Stephen King’s protagonist in Insomnia and the Dark Tower series, The Crimson King, is the epitome of evil. How evil? The dude eats worlds. Despite his less than stellar character alignment, he manages to garner followers to do his bidding. Interesting.

That said, do you feel like spreading a little chaos occasionally, without the long term commitment of turning wholly chaotic evil? This is the shirt for you! Black 100% cotton ThinkGeek exclusive t-shirt featuring the Warriors of the Scarlet Eye’s logo above the words “All Hail” in red print. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!