You Ba… well, you know how the rest goes. We have seen Kenny meet his end more times than we can count at this point. If not for the fact that he has literally had conversations with Satan in the underworld we would just think he’s immortal. And more times than not those rats show up for a bite to eat. Kenny has practically sustained the entire rat population of South Park on his own since 1997.

Backpack featuring Kenny from South Park. Luckily, he is still all in one piece. The inside is lined with the rats just waiting for their next meal, though. So, you know it’s coming. Sooner or later.

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Ready Player One Oasis Mug

In the world of Ready Player One, if you’re spending all your time in the OASIS, it’s important to remember that your physical body still needs sustenance to keep playing. And what better way to get it than with an OASIS-themed mug?

Legend of Zelda Molded Rolling Pin

The design of this rolling pin has been passed down through the generations, just like Grandma’s infamous cookie recipes. (The secret? Risking a few stings to get the best Courser Bee Honey, of course!) Once you’ve mixed up the dough for Grandma’s cookies, roll it out with this embossing rolling pin to get the Wingcrest all over it.

Fallout Shower Curtain

The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.