THEY KILLED KENNY!

You Ba… well, you know how the rest goes. We have seen Kenny meet his end more times than we can count at this point. If not for the fact that he has literally had conversations with Satan in the underworld we would just think he’s immortal. And more times than not those rats show up for a bite to eat. Kenny has practically sustained the entire rat population of South Park on his own since 1997.

Backpack featuring Kenny from South Park. Luckily, he is still all in one piece. The inside is lined with the rats just waiting for their next meal, though. So, you know it’s coming. Sooner or later.

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Hello Kitty House Ladies’ Wallet

Looking for a safe place to stash your cash and cards? Look no further than the adorable White family home! They’re happy to hang onto your stuff for you and make sure that it’s well looked after. And you can bet they won’t tell anyone where it is… not having any mouths, and all!

Supergirl Hoodie

Kryptonians might not get sick, but we humans unfortunately do. It’s best to take your vitamin C, wash your hands frequently, and dress in layers to combat the cold. But if you find yourself a little chilly, Kara Zor-El can fly in to save the day with this Supergirl Hoodie.

Pokémon Trainer Duffle Bag

Some people go to the gym with towels, shoes, and maybe even a change of clothes. We know those people are the amateurs, though. The ones that walk away with badges are the ones that come loaded with the essentials like Hyper Potions and Max Revives. Extra pairs of socks won’t help you get you past the gym leaders!