THEY KILLED KENNY!

You Ba… well, you know how the rest goes. We have seen Kenny meet his end more times than we can count at this point. If not for the fact that he has literally had conversations with Satan in the underworld we would just think he’s immortal. And more times than not those rats show up for a bite to eat. Kenny has practically sustained the entire rat population of South Park on his own since 1997.

Backpack featuring Kenny from South Park. Luckily, he is still all in one piece. The inside is lined with the rats just waiting for their next meal, though. So, you know it’s coming. Sooner or later.

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Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Fallout 4 T-51 Sugar Bombs Power Armor USB Hub

We all have fond memories of sugary cereals from our youth. Cookie Crisp. With the little burglar guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal (which they missed the boat on by not making it pizza-flavored). French Toast Crunch, which shared only a shape with its namesake. And citizens of the Wasteland have fond memories of Sugar Bombs, with its free Captain Cosmos decoder ring (which we have yet to find).

Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
– Genie