NO CAPES!

We need a new look! One that will be bold! Dramatic! Relaxing! But most importantly – no capes! Edna has gone over the downsides pretty convincingly, and we aren’t one to fight her on it. She knows her suits. We’ll take her word that whatever she whips up will get the job done when we’re sitting under an umbrella on the beach.

The world has agreed to stay saved for ten whole minutes, so it’s time to kick back in The Incredibles Logo Short-Sleeve Shirt. Note: cannot withstand temperatures over 1000 degrees, but it is machine washable, darling. That’s a new feature.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.