NO CAPES!

We need a new look! One that will be bold! Dramatic! Relaxing! But most importantly – no capes! Edna has gone over the downsides pretty convincingly, and we aren’t one to fight her on it. She knows her suits. We’ll take her word that whatever she whips up will get the job done when we’re sitting under an umbrella on the beach.

The world has agreed to stay saved for ten whole minutes, so it’s time to kick back in The Incredibles Logo Short-Sleeve Shirt. Note: cannot withstand temperatures over 1000 degrees, but it is machine washable, darling. That’s a new feature.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!