YOU NEED MORE THAN A PATCH JOB

Yes, yes, yes. Marvelous, isn’t it? Much better than those horrible pajamas he used to wear. They are finished. When are you coming to see?
– Edna, The Incredibles
We know what Edna has against capes. She’s shared that with us multiple times. Not that we asked. But we’re not clear on what she has against pajamas. Pajamas are comfortable. Pajamas are warm. Pajamas make us happy.

Now, these are not necessarily pajamas. They’re lounge pants. Which means you can wear them to bed. You can wear them while rewatching the first Incredibles movie. You can wear them while you’re out doing chores on the weekend. And you can wear them to work if you have pajama days like we do here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. We did mention that we’re hiring, yes, darling?

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.