HAVE YOU SEEN MY STAPLER?

People sometimes form very strong bonds to inanimate objects. This is especially the case when you come into daily contact with, say, a red Swingline stapler. The ultimate utilitarian desktop accessory. Its vibrant red color stands out amongst the grays and beiges that consume office space. The sleek, smooth retro lines. The sheer weight. The precise, solid movement. The mechanics. The thick, dense sound as paper is conjoined…

One thing is certain – you will never covet an office supply as much you will your red Swingline stapler.

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Peter Pan Scenes Mini Backpack

Bring Disney magic on every adventure! This Peter Pan Scenes Mini Backpack is made of faux leather, with printed details. It measures approximately 9-inches x 10-inches x 4 1/2-inches.

ThinkGeek 20th Anniversary T-Shirt

Remember when we used to feed our spokesmonkey strained bananas? We do, and it seems like yesterday, but this year we are celebrating Timmy’s 20th birthday! What better way to celebrate than with a cool T-shirt? What… with a banana cream cake you say? Ok that would be awesome too, but we don’t know how to ship that (or make it, let’s be honest) so we’re gonna go with this tee.

Marvel Captain America Shield Polo

Think polos aren’t your style? Think again! Fashion evolves, and so should the clothes in your closet. Sticking to tees just because they’re super comfy and amazing and stylish doesn’t mean that you can’t evolve your tastes into the realm of business casual. Just ask the Captain – he updated his wardrobe to twenty-first century standards and America is EXTREMELY grateful. So, try new things and be like Captain America.