HAVE YOU SEEN MY STAPLER?

People sometimes form very strong bonds to inanimate objects. This is especially the case when you come into daily contact with, say, a red Swingline stapler. The ultimate utilitarian desktop accessory. Its vibrant red color stands out amongst the grays and beiges that consume office space. The sleek, smooth retro lines. The sheer weight. The precise, solid movement. The mechanics. The thick, dense sound as paper is conjoined…

One thing is certain – you will never covet an office supply as much you will your red Swingline stapler.

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Captain America Shield Hat

We’ve seen Captain America wear many hats, but the ballcaps in the Marvel movies all make a very special statement. And that statement is: wearing a hat doesn’t make you look suspicious or noticeable at all.

Avengers Infinity Gauntlet Knee High Socks

“The hardest choices require the strongest wills.” 
– Thanos

Venom All Over Slime Backpack

“I have absolutely no problem with you sticking around, but if you do, we’re gonna have some ground rules, all right? You cannot just go around eating anybody that you want to.”
– Eddie Brock