HAVE YOU SEEN MY STAPLER?

People sometimes form very strong bonds to inanimate objects. This is especially the case when you come into daily contact with, say, a red Swingline stapler. The ultimate utilitarian desktop accessory. Its vibrant red color stands out amongst the grays and beiges that consume office space. The sleek, smooth retro lines. The sheer weight. The precise, solid movement. The mechanics. The thick, dense sound as paper is conjoined…

One thing is certain – you will never covet an office supply as much you will your red Swingline stapler.

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Avengers: Endgame Hulk 360 Character Sock

The entire Marvel movie universe unites, once and for all in Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame. Assemble your team to battle Thanos and restore the universe! One size fits most.

Legend of Zelda Navi Micro Backpack

Whether you’re carrying a stash of rupies or just headed out on the town, you could use a stylish bag! This Legend of Zelda Navi Micro Backpack features a metal Navi charm, card slots in the front pocket, and a printed lining.

Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Ceramic 3D Sculpted Mug

Come sit down and have a drink with the Pumpkin King! The Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Ceramic 3D Sculpted Mug makes a sweet gift for fans of the classic Disney movie. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.